My dad, after lunch, told us this:
I'm going to tell you some things that you need to learn.
1. Do not gamble.
2. Do not kill anyone.
[Mom, at this point, corrects him: Number 1 should be no smoking.]
[Dad's all like: That's not important (or something like that, I couldn't understand him)]
3. If your guy has another girl, don't take your revenge out on the girl. Just distance yourself from the whole thing. Leave the guy.
4. If the guy leaves you, don't fight for him. One day, a guy falls in love with you. And when he decides that he doesn't love you anymore, just accept it. Do not go after him.
5. If you get pregnant, go to China and have an abortion.
[At this, mom goes, IT'S NOT THE CHILD'S FAULT!]
Happy birthday mommy <3